Rarity: Why? Do you have someone in mind for Twilight to go out with? Fluttershy: Uh. And I suppose – oh, this must sound silly – that you're probably looking for a date. Fluttershy: Oh, it looks like you have tickets to Canterlot. You know, I'd really give anything to strut my stuff in front of some worthwhile ponies. Rarity: These are tickets to Canterlot! Oh, as a unicorn, I've always lamented my low birth here in Ponyville. Soon the day of reckoning will be upon us. Pinkie Pie: You see? They're already bringing the pieces together. Rarity: Spike! I will give you three blowjobs for those! Twilight Sparkle: Wha. Of all- Pinkie Pie: I've got the music in me! Stop! Sweet crimson hot dogs! Lucky-lucky! These are for me! They will complete the prophecies! Yes, please! Twilight Sparkle: Uh. Twilight Sparkle: That was back when dating was a detriment to real study, Spike. Spike: I thought you hated the idea of dating, Twilight. Now if you'll excuse me, I've got some royal protégé courting to do. Rainbow Dash: Yeah! And that means that you can take one of us! Applejack: And that means that you can take me! Rainbow Dash: Please notice me! Twilight Sparkle: I'm sure that I could just lower my standards and date a Pegasus or something. I thrive onĪpplejack: No way! I was gonna scalp my ticket to some poor halfwit and use the money to fix up my farm! My Granny needs a hip replacement! And darn it, I will arm-wrestle! Applejack and Rainbow Dash: Twilight Sparkle: Girls! The second ticket is obviously for a date, and I am not gonna take one of you morons. I've dreamt all my life of crashing one of their performances and making an ass of myself for attention. Besides, why do you even wanna go? Rainbow Dash: Well, I need to be emotionally validated by my childhood idols. Rainbow Dash: Oh, my God! You got tickets to Canterlot?! Take me! Applejack: Oh, cool them thighs, sugarpie. Twilight Sparkle: Please, Spike, don't crush my dreams. You know this is more than likely some kind of spaz setup. Twilight Sparkle: Two tickets?! I'll get out of this rat-hole prison for a whole day! Spike: I don't know, Twilight. Just to give you a little taste of your former life of luxury, here's two tickets What does Celestia want from me this time? Spike: "ĭear Twilight, I hope you're having a wonderful time down there in Ponyville and not up here in the magical city of Canterlot. Twilight Sparkle: Hey, if you don't mind me asking, can Earth ponies even read? Spike: What?! Twilight Sparkle: Oh. A unicorn would be a great deal more efficient at your job. I'm surprised you didn't ask me sooner, you being a filthy Earth pony and all. Hoo-wee! Twilight Sparkle: No problem, Applejack. Episode 1 Applejack: Hey, Twilight, I just wanted to thank y'all for helpin' me pick them apples, I tell ya what.
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